What do you mean, 'no'?

Sorry I'm not sorry.

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othersideofthis:

j1hil2:

sandaapandaa:

SHARPY WAS 15 MINUTES AWAY FROM ME TODAY AND I WANT TO DIE. He was a cashier at the Jewel in Carol Stream. I COULD’VE BOUGHT GUM FROM PATRICK SHARP AND I JUST.
 I need a moment. Someone hold me.

WTF othersideofthis and I went t Jewel last week and NO ONE bagged our shit and now these people get PATRICK SHARP?!  
Unfair!

Our actual conversation about this photo:

me: i wouldn’t even complain if they were bagged poorlylike, what, you smooshed my bread? oh well YOU’RE SO PRETTY

j1hil2: Can you bring them to my car for me…..

me: oops sorry, did i just shove you in my car and close the door?stop shouting, we’ll be home soon


othersideofthis​: #had i known this i could have also requested a bonus patrick sharp at my grocery store instead of just whining

othersideofthis:

j1hil2:

sandaapandaa:

SHARPY WAS 15 MINUTES AWAY FROM ME TODAY AND I WANT TO DIE. He was a cashier at the Jewel in Carol Stream. I COULD’VE BOUGHT GUM FROM PATRICK SHARP AND I JUST.


I need a moment. Someone hold me.

WTF othersideofthis and I went t Jewel last week and NO ONE bagged our shit and now these people get PATRICK SHARP?!  

Unfair!

Our actual conversation about this photo:

me: i wouldn’t even complain if they were bagged poorly
like, what, you smooshed my bread? oh well YOU’RE SO PRETTY
j1hil2: Can you bring them to my car for me…..
me: oops sorry, did i just shove you in my car and close the door?
stop shouting, we’ll be home soon

othersideofthis

Filed under I THINK I'M DYING hilarity jewel patrick sharp we don't even get the damn games on this side of the pond was his hair extra shiny? WAS HIS SMILE EXTRA SHINY? inquiring minds want to know

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laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

(via torigates)

Filed under hilarity BUT AWESOME HILARITY YOU GO AND BANG THAT DUDE HE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD DUDE

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Lady on the bus next to me:
Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy:
I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady:
And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy:
It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady:
Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy:
No! I am Obi-Wan!

Filed under hilarity i already reblogged this and i don't care

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blackeyedgirl-writes replied to your post: Wow, my landlady is booting us out in …

Oh, that sucks, I’m sorry :(

In the words of my favourite hockey player, (((((((((((((((((((   (and also maybe some Russian swearing, but I don’t know any of that).

torigates replied to your post: Wow, my landlady is booting us out in …

ugh, oh no!! i hope you find something quick :(

Crashing at a friend’s for 2 weeks to give me a month of searching, but quaking in my boots anyways. The rental market is insane D: I can’t believe I also have to pay for storage! HOW DID I ACCUMULATE SO MUCH CRAP WHY DO I LIKE SHOES.

Filed under blackeyedgirl-writes torigates homeless in 2 weeks

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urrone:

deformed-globule:

urrone:

deformed-globule replied to your post: deformed-globule HERE IS THE LINK I CO…

OMIGOD I COULDNT FIND IT I CAN ONLY OFFER MY (nonexistent) FIRSTBORN OR (existent) TRIPLE CHOCOLATE COOKIES IN RETURN

WELL SHIT SON I NEVER SAY NO TO COOKIES.

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Triple Chocolate Cookies, Makes 12: 200g unsalted butter, 300g caster sugar, 1 large egg, 275g self-raising flour, 75g cocoa powder, three BIG bars of chocolate (white, milk and dark), a splash of milk. 

Throw your butter into a bowl and whizz it in the microwave for a few seconds to soften, take out and add in the sugar. Mix with a spoon or electric whisk until creamy. Crack in an egg and mix some more, then throw in your dry ingredients: self-raising flour (no need to sift), cocoa powder and chocolate bars broken down into squares. Things might seem a little dry at this point so lug in a few drops of milk to combine the mixture into more of a dough if needed. Line two trays with baking paper, scoop the mixture into 12 handfull size balls and place far apart on the tray. Pop in a preheated fan oven at 220°C (200°C for non-fan) for 10 minutes. They will be super sloppy still when you remove them, but leave them to cool for around 30 minutes (if you can wait that long!), and they will stiffen up ready for your cookie eating pleasure. [x]

(I just do them with dark chocolate only, as white chocolate is from the devil, but YMMV).

WOW THOSE LOOK DELICIOUS. I am totally going to have to try this. :))) 

Also white chocolate isn’t even actually chocolate and it’s gross. :( 

They don’t make 12 cookies, though, but like, 1 million cookies. But maybe it’s because I make my cookies small? I mean, by the end of it my kitchen looked like this (see below and excuse the crappy Instagram filter) and I almost died of diabetes.

The best times.

Filed under BEST probably my favourite recipe I CAN'T PIMP IT ENOUGH